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Anonymous asked:

dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it

necromorph-slayinglovemachine answered:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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bohemian-rap-solo:

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asktoothless:

bucky—butt:

asktoothless:

RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS!

THIS HERE IS ONE OF THE SADDEST THINGS I EVER HAVE WITNESSED IN MY LIFE YO I’M CRYING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF THIS MORE PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT IT! 

The tale is by Hans Christian Anderson and it is my most favourite fairytale of all time. It’s beautiful and this is a beautiful representation of it. 

ive only got one bar of wifi and the video page wont load but id bet you half of my left eyebrow that it’s that story about the little girl with the matches isnt it

You are correct

BOOM CALLED IT
THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME SAVE MY EYEBROW

I don’t know what to say it… :(

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silvertongue-turnedtolead:

theannieplanet:

so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god

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Problems with Parents

I took off my hoodie and put it down on the sofa to wear it later. I went and had a shower and when I got back, I found that it had disappeared. I just thought it had been hung up or put away. Then, an hour later, I hear my father screaming at me. When I go to find out What’s going on. I find that my black hoodie is covered in white stuff. My step-mum, decided to fucking wash my hoodie with two tissues, two business cards and 50p in the pocket. And I’m getting the blame. I didn’t fucking empty the pockets because I didn’t want to fucking wash it. And now the white stuff might not come out. For fuck sake, leave my bloody stuff alone.